Every mother is convinced her child is exceptional. The difference between me and other mothers, however, is that I have supporting data to back it up.
It started out innocently enough. We had a playdate with a few kids and moms I’d been wanting to see at the trampoline park Lili had been… Read more “Shove your f***ing orange socks!”
“What a cute little boy!” says an unfamiliar voice behind me in the cereal isle. I turn to see an older woman peering into my baby carriage.… Read more “Toddler underwear is bullshit”
Do you feel like a broken record as a parent? It’s hard not to. I say plenty of things I’m not proud of, and many things I… Read more “The things I tell my daughter”
All moms have tricks. Short cuts. Sanity savers. Things that are simple, yet genius, and could just possibly make your life, or at least day, a bit… Read more “Ninja Mom Secrets: Assorted Tricks for Making Life Run More Smoothly”