Since we’re stepping inside the momfessional this week, I’m giving up a few of my parenting-fail secrets.
1. I look really organized on the outside, but don’t open my closets, drawers, or cabinets – they are a mess. Just open the door, toss crap in, slam door. As my grandma used to say, “Out of sight…out of mind.”
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2. Sometimes when I’m on the computer at home, I tell my son that I’m working when I’m really just browsing websites or reading re-caps of tv shows that I never get to watch.
3. I hide chocolate because I don’t want to share it with my family. It’s mine…mine…all mine (insert maniacal laugh here)!!
4. I’ve told hubby that I’m going to the gym and gone shopping by myself because I just wanted to be alone.
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5. I’ve thrown away my kid’s junk filled goody bags from parties and played dumb when asked where they went.
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What are your momfessional moments? We’re judgment free here…it’s a safe place to confess.
CT Working Moms 
I throw away artwork 😉
I also throw away the goodie bag, but usally only after I catch myself mooching from it. Is there any time that is NOT a candy season?!
Ann! i loved this!! and these aren’t parenting fails- they’re wins in my book! LOL 😉
I relate to every single one of these. Well, except for the gym thing. If I told my husband I was going to the gym, he would instantly call me a liar (a big fat one apparently!) Dying laughing over here.
Ha! Glad we can all laugh at ourselves!! 🙂
I throw away the goody bag EVERY TIME.
So happy I’m not alone….sometimes I feel like the “mean mom” but we don’t need another plastic yo-yo and cavity-causing laffy taffy (but if there’s chocolate in that bag, I’m all over it!).