My kids love to make each other laugh. Sometimes it is a tickle fest, or literally falling on the ground to make the other laugh, but lately they have been on a Knock Knock Joke kick. The problem with this is that the punchline is almost always “orange you glad I didn’t say….” or something nonsensical, usually related to a body part or function.
So if you are just as tired of the Banana and Orange, or the joke that always ends with “butt-fart” I have compiled a list of kid appropriate Knock Knock Jokes for your budding comedian- you’re welcome.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interupting Cow
Interrupting Cow wh—
MOOOOOO!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in there?
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Aww, don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch Who?
Bless you!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in! It’s cold out here!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
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Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Tank
Tank Who?
You’re welcome!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you even going to open the door!
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Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil.
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who
Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Say
Say who?
Who who who!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive Who?
Olive you with all of my heart ♥
Any others to add? Leave them in the comments!
This list was compiled from these websites here, here and here.
CT Working Moms 
OMG! I needed these! Thank you!
Your welcome- good luck!
Ha! These are great.
Thanks!
My boys haven’t gotten past the orange one yet so I’m going to teach them these. I don’t know the butt fart one either, but we do always say, “Guess what?” and someone has to say, “Chicken butt!”
I like that!
What’s the butt fart joke??!! I don’t know that one!
The butt- fart joke goes like this:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Chicken Butt-fart! (with lots of maniacal laughter)
You can replace chicken with any other word here, it really doesn’t matter!
Haha – mia’s fave is “knock, knock, who’s there? Cock-a-doodle-dooo!” Can you tell she made it up? Lol
So cute!
Hahahaha!! Nate is currently OBSESSED with the interrupting cow joke. In fact…he frequently will loudly shout “MOO! MOOOO! MOOOOOOOO!”, and if anyone (ahem, me) says “What are you DOING?!” he says “Oh sorry…I’m an interrupting cow…” hahahaha. Oh yay…haha. I love all of these though- I am telling him these jokes tomorrow and he will definitely laugh so hard!!
Half the time Ava misses the punchline at the right time, but still thinks it’s funny! Good luck!
Awesome dena but let’s be honest anything ending in butt fart is guaranteed a laugh! I grew up with 2 brothers whose sole purpose in their pre- pubescent years was to see how many times a day they could watch the blazing saddles fireside fart scene! Love the jokes
Yes, I agree that anything ending in butt-fart is hilarious, however these kids need more material! 🙂 Especially more school appropriate material!